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Tuesday, August 27, 2013

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

The main trouble with mental notes is the ink fades so fast.
Reason to smile: Every seven minutes of everyday, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
Time may be a great healer - but it's a lousy beautician.
Wisdom may come with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

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